Jokes

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There is this little tiny no muscles old bus driver. And one day on his route a big black muscular guy walks on. And he tells the bus driver "Roul no have to pay for bus." The bus driver is terrified and lets him get on the bus without paying.

the next day Roul gets on and says " Roul no have to pay for bus." And the bus driver lets him get on.

This happens for a week and finally the bus driver dicides to go and work out and get really buff.

At this time the bus driver gets really buff. and he decides that Roul gets on he is going to stand up against him and make him pay. So the next day when Roul gets on, and says "Roul no have to pay for bus."

The bus driver stands up and says why dont u have to pay for bus.

and roul says " Roul have bus pass."

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch. "How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks the sailor. "I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate.
"A shark bit off me whole leg."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"

"We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut me

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "And the eye patch?" "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

Said the pirate.
"It was the first day with the hook."

TWO BOYS

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A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,
who were excessively mischievous.

They were always getting into trouble
and their parents knew that,
if any mischief occurred in their town,

their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a
clergyman in town
had been successful in disciplining children,
so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning,
with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Where is God?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room,
ran directly home and dove into his closet,
slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet,
he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,
"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it.!"